Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Jive Turkey

Years ago there was a death in the American-English lexicon. It happened slowly, so slowly that it was not noticed. In our indifference we Americans allowed an important phrase to not only slip into obscurity but to near extinction. Anthropolically speaking to allow such a phrase to disappear is to do a disservice to the generations to come.

This past weekend our street had a block party. Some friends from church stopped by. While in conversation with them I mentioned that it was my aim to return "Jive Turkey" to the english language. They looked at me blankly and responded, "Jive Turkey, what is that?" Now these friends are less than ten years younger than myself but have not had the oppurtunity to meet a friend and greet them with "What it is, you jive turkey?" How sad for them.

Wikipedia defines the phrase as follows: "Jive turkey was a derogatory slang word in African American Vernacular English. It usually indicates someone who, despite his pretense, is a fool or, more often, a swindler." (notice they use "was")

While this may have been the case in its earliest etymologies I believe the phrase morphed into a more familiar, lovingly derogatory phrase. Actually I believe it took on the meaning of its context. Similarly to "Dude" of the late nineties and early 2000's.

Jive Turkey was made known to all of America by its use in classic television shows of the late 1970's. George Jefferson used it often, The Sweathogs used it, and who could forget Fred Sanford's use of the phrase with Lamont and Grady.

I turned 6 years of age in September of 1979. By that time "Jive Turkey" was definitely on its way out. So, I am sad to say that I never got to utter the phrase while it was truly popular to say.

Come forward a few years. I am in college at the University of Kentucky. A friend of mine at Purdue hears the phrase (I don't remember where) and loves it. He decides he is gonna bring it back. He briefly uses the phrase in his conversations and emails but gives up after numerous funny looks and responses.

Jive Turkey flies under the radar once again. It revives as a concept from time to time with the naming of a band, a goofy dance, even a restaurant devoted to fried turkey. But, alas, it never makes it back into the lexicon as it was in the late 70's.

That brings us to today. It is my goal to return Jive Turkey to the level of use it enjoyed while J.J. Evans was painting pictures in Chicago. I have mentioned it in the past on this blog, but now I want to start a movement. Can you imagine the joy we will all share when McDreamy turns to McSteamy and says "Hand me that scapel you jive turkey."

So my challenge to you is to use the phrase. Use it often, but remember use it responsibly. I welcome any stories of its use to be catalogued here in the comments section of this blog. Do it for Rerun and the whole What's Happening gang.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so pumped you are writing again... i love it!

Didn't they use "jive turkey" in the movie Airplane as a spoof? I might be wrong but i remember something similar at least.

Anonymous said...

i don't really get it but i'll say it at least once a day to help the global cause....

Anonymous said...

I started to post the jive talk scene from Airplane! but the language is a little bit questionable.

Adam, I appreciate your support.

Anonymous said...

adam...your comment is a prime example of the sad state of our nation. how horrified i was when you stated "i don't get it." we can only hope that through nate's efforts it is not to late to save the yoots of the nation.

Anonymous said...

i will help the cause.

i have only airplane on cable television, so i didn't know about the language. good call though on not posting it.

and spouse, give adam some slack. at least he is trying.

Anonymous said...

i have only seen*

Anonymous said...

it's four o' clock and i've used 'jive turkey' twice today. there were plenty of times throughout the day where i could have thrown it in, but refrained.

jive turkey's spouse...you are right. our nation is in a sad state. i got some crazy looks after yelling it down the hallway.

even worse, i still don't think i get it. could i get some additional examples of when/how/where to use "jive turkey"? this is a complete new language to me...

TaylorW said...

haha, it is so refreshing to read your posts...

excellent

Anonymous said...

!!! WARNING !!!

The use of the term "Jive Turkey" (while admittedly hilarious in the notion you're calling a person a "turkey") should be reserved for time-tested friends and loved ones, otherwise you run the risks encountered by said Purdue Pal of calling a LITERAL jive turkey by that name, thinking they'd take kindly to it!

Evidently, as Nathan's historical evidence illustrates, actual Jive Turkeys don't take too kindly to such nomenclature, especially from homo-sapiens of the white variety.

For example, let's say you're playing pick-up basketball, uh, anywhere in the country. You're white, from Kentucky, use Biolage Gel in your hair, and pull up in your pick-up truck with Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?" blarin' on the radio. There are multiple courts. Usually, there is the white court, the Asian court, and then the "athletic" court. If you choose the "athletic" court to demonstrate your (imagined) mad skilz, I suggest refraining from using the term "Jive Turkey" if you A. expect the rock to be distributed to you and B. if you want to make it home alive for supper.

Larry David of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" might can get away with saying some god-awful things at the god-awfullest times, but unless you created "Seinfeld" and star in a famous HBO series, BE VERY CAREFUL tossing around the JT!